tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37495740938553263892011-04-21T21:16:54.225-07:00“its chill im burned as hell too and I text while driving, while walking, while talking…I don’t give a fuck”shiny ashihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264069500842896997noreply@blogger.comBlogger211100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-20600473239535860732009-05-01T15:21:00.000-07:002009-05-01T15:48:04.268-07:00<div>jan 26, 2009:</div><div>ALEX<br /><div>i cant eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant. . .but nothing compares 2 u</div><div><br /></div><div>and just after that we climbed those cliffs and i was so happy</div><div><br /></div><div>Jason</div><div><br /></div><div>i've got it bad. . . For you</div><div><br /></div><div>ALEX</div><div>i loved those cliffs like crazy, and even though jarthur complained about the dusty road i loved that too.</div><div> </div><div>other things i cared for: sleeping on a hot bus, a windy night with clean sheets, sailing 500 feet above a valley on a sunny day</div><div><br /></div><div>that was one of my favorite texts ever and yet by habit i immediately deleted it to make way for the second, alas</div><div><br /></div><div>i did much love your splendid apartment and its spacious qualities, the white bathtub perched across from a magnificent mirror, the precious poodle on a chain.</div><div><br /></div><div>Jan 27, 2009</div><div><br /></div><div>Jason</div><div>Thats hot i really do miss you too come to new york you can wear a bikini at my apartment</div><div><br /></div><div>no but its not not hot we can turn the heater up!</div><div><br /></div><div>yeah i wish i was too i really want to see you soon please come wear your bikini its not that warm im drunk in case you couldnt tell</div><div><br /></div><div>not true i love you you know that im not very drunk</div><div><br /></div><div>please believe me please come i wasnt drunk before i miss you so much</div><div><br /></div><div>im really not that drunk i havent even had a full forty i just really do miss you i was looking at your facebook and thinking about it the other day</div><div><br /></div><div>ALEX</div><div>table of old people signing with eachother i extremely beautiful</div><div><br /></div><div>gotta admit you're so like up there for me too i mean u rule my skool</div><div><br /></div><div>remember that scene in the babysitters club where sawn,s like: what are you doin in there? And the little girl goes: shaving! That scene is really formative for me</div><div><br /></div><div>KRISTIN</div><div><br /></div><div>We're at joann's for dinner and i just walked in on allison googling orange poop</div><div><br /></div><div>ALEX</div><div>just because i didn't text you doesn't mean i didn't feel it<br /></div><div><br /></div><div>JOHN</div><div>You don't look like a horse ashley.</div><div><br /></div><div>ALEX</div><div>I'm about to go drive around for 1 hour in an 11 seater van with a stranger named justin wickins</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm drunk and i miss u and everything that my life means when it's connected to u...have u ever really even taken in how much you mean to me? Well if not DO IT</div><div><br /></div><div>EILEEN</div><div>accidentally farted kinda bad</div><div><br /></div><div>ALLISON</div><div>Cicero asked me to in to kfc for him. I'm embarrassed to be here</div><div><br /></div><div>ALEX</div><div>Well I'm on my way to a play so aren't we cultural</div><div><br /></div><div>ALLISON</div><div>Patrick has split his pants in the butt twice this month</div><div><br /></div><div>I just argued with someone in the middle me class about the word bitch</div><div><br /></div><div>ALEX</div><div>One minute underwear is a huge part of your life...and then its gone in a flash</div><div><br /></div><div>Haven't worn underwear in 2 days now, sort of on the fence about my next move in that department...</div><div><br /></div><div>JOHN</div><div>in a 90s kinda world...I'm glad I got my girls.</div><div><br /></div><div>April 16, 2009</div><div>ALEX</div><div>I have never found another lover sweeter than u sweeter that u girl u were close 2 me jus like me mudda close 2 me jus like me fada</div><div><br /></div><div>cereal sheets no blankets movies books trinkets the beach boys at clubs ur moped fireworks popsicles new friends free shit gifts self help stayin up late</div><div><br /></div><div>April 18, 2009</div><div><br /></div><div>ALEX</div><div>Btw its like only 2 weeks til i'm eligible for a qwerty</div><div><br /></div><div>We're the friends that just pick up where they left off</div><div><br /></div><div>April 22, 2009</div><div><br /></div><div>Let's get into sweet tea this summer</div><div><br /></div><div>April 23, 2009</div><div>Kombucha makes me so goofy!</div><div><br /></div><div>It gets me drunk</div><div><br /></div><div>Life rules then you reincarnate</div><div><br /></div><div>Life rules then you reincarnate</div><div><br /></div><div>Just needed to make sure u got that one</div><div><br /></div><div>I figure u did but i like it a lot</div><div><br /></div><div>Who nude!</div><div><br /></div><div>At least she nakey</div><div><br /></div><div>April 24, 2009</div><div>Just called the health center askin a question 4 a friend and she clearly thought it was actually 4 me</div><div><br /></div><div>April 25, 2009</div><div>KARA</div><div>Are u going outback tonight?</div><div><br /></div><div>ALEX</div><div>Could reall use a lower back massage right about now gotta minute</div><div><br /></div><div>KARA</div><div>Outback specialy cocktails enjoy a selection of our refreshing cocktails please see our beverage menu for more choices and prices.</div><div><br /></div><div>ALLISON</div><div>Outback specialty cocktails enjoy a selection of our refreshing cocktails please see our beverage menu for more choices and prices.<br /></div><div><br /></div><div>ALEX</div><div>This homeboy is tryin to get on me. PRobably explains that convo we had about how he wants to cheat on his gf</div><div><br /></div><div>We made out once both drunk dancin he always grinds my butt</div><div><br /></div><div>Share with Allison if u so desire</div><div><br /></div><div>April 26, 2009</div><div>Pretty much regret tryin that acrobatic move last night not gonna lie</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm wearing a sub zero down coat and flip flops</div><div><br /></div><div>My eyes are waterin like a river. just the wind.</div><div><br /></div><div>just watched bird poop fall</div><div><br /></div><div>Turned in my thesis can't wait to show ur fat ass</div><div><br /></div><div>April 30, 2009</div><div>Man yesterday says to me- you like diamonds? I say yes. He pulls out a diamond ring</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-2060047323953586073?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shiny ashihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264069500842896997noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-25258936853256324572009-04-13T10:40:00.000-07:002009-04-13T10:55:19.383-07:00ALEX:<br /><br />2:18pm 4/4/08<br />Hey if you guys have another women's circle, can I come? I'll bring mantras<br /><br />8:10 4/6/08<br />I just found the best old txt from u that i never got: i'm spread thin with a sweet tooth.<br /><br />7:49am 6/7/08<br />My wart looks unbelievably foul<br /><br />10:19am 6/7/08<br />Also you woke me up this morning to apologize for waking me up<br /><br />ASHLEY<br /><br />7:08am 8/21/08<br />"She's from India, but I like her!" -Gadis<br /><br />3:36pm 10/15/08<br />She said you can move 4 spots at a time and when i said you couldn't she said, "how would u know, i'm teaching you!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-2525893685325632457?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Allisonnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-38192535847131700002008-11-25T00:03:00.000-08:002008-11-25T00:09:07.331-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4H94zldq2yA/SSuynb8hO3I/AAAAAAAAADg/QGNo_5bL_CM/s1600-h/n67901476_30450082_263.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4H94zldq2yA/SSuynb8hO3I/AAAAAAAAADg/QGNo_5bL_CM/s320/n67901476_30450082_263.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272504179353533298" border="0" /></a><br />ALLISON: I live you<br />9:24:43 PM<br />11/23/2008<br /><br />ASHLEY: I cant even imagine how cool you must be<br />12:14:04 PM<br />11/07/2008<br /><br />ALEX STEIN: Youre beautiful. I just want you to know. Youre my favorite girl<br />4:22:24 PM<br />11/03/2008<br /><br />JASON: That guy conor was over the other day he loves you!<br />12:25:27 PM<br />10/22/2008<br /><br /><div>RACHEL LEAF: Why cant my text messages be as funny and witty as yours?</div><div>7:29:12 PM</div><br />JEFF: Im so glad you're alive<br />12:22:12 PM<br />08/12/2008<br /><br />CARRIE: I think you are the funniest person i know<br />2:00:30 AM<br />6/28/2008<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-3819253584713170000?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16238505014303197789noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-75177560702937359112008-11-24T23:59:00.000-08:002008-11-25T00:02:56.220-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4H94zldq2yA/SSuxLJRM6vI/AAAAAAAAADY/kl0Hwb70k6U/s1600-h/n9701097_30052898_702.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4H94zldq2yA/SSuxLJRM6vI/AAAAAAAAADY/kl0Hwb70k6U/s320/n9701097_30052898_702.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272502593792043762" border="0" /></a><br />MOM: I 6 will talk 2 shell 2morrow i cant wait 2 c u. Luv u. Mom<br />10:51:59 PM<br />11/24/2008<br /><br />MOM: Huh? Can u translate ur message 4 me?<br />8:15:42 PM<br />09/12/2008<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-7517756070293735911?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16238505014303197789noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-83189293261365270862008-11-24T23:54:00.000-08:002008-11-24T23:58:57.513-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4H94zldq2yA/SSuwPEs92zI/AAAAAAAAADQ/HwLA8yeQRZI/s1600-h/IFSEC-FrenchMaids.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4H94zldq2yA/SSuwPEs92zI/AAAAAAAAADQ/HwLA8yeQRZI/s320/IFSEC-FrenchMaids.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5272501561774168882" border="0" /></a><br />ASHLEY: Seeing as how im simply wearing my usual attire im pretty much ready to kill the next person who asks me who im dressed as<br />10:26:24 AM<br />10/31/2008<br /><br />ASHLEY: And the next person who wears a mask to an 830 class deserves worse<br />10:27:06 AM<br />10/31/2008<br /><br />ASHLEY: I mean hell i have already seen 7 jesus' 3 robots and a courtney love and i still want more<br />10:32:03 AM<br />10/31/2008<br /><br />ASHLEY: I was thinking more long the lines of 2 french maids or 2 people in love<br />10:35:34 AM<br />10/31/2008<br /><br />ASHLEY: But i decided to be oliver<br />5:35:07 PM<br />10/31/2008<br /><br />ASHLEY: Words could not describe but attitude could<br />5:41:02<br />10/31/2008<br /><br />ASHLEY: The toilet was weird<br />5:50:30 PM<br />10/31/2008<br /><br />ASHLEY: I had the craziest hallucination on the toilet i nearly cried from laughter<br />9:15:23 PM<br />10/31/2008<br /><br />ASHLEY: And by cried i mean died<br />9:15:50 PM<br />10/31/2008<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-8318929326136527086?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16238505014303197789noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-9794100248576809652008-11-23T12:38:00.000-08:002008-11-23T12:42:47.423-08:0010.21.2008<div><br /></div><div>08:39:22 AM</div><div>One step towards making it better would be to quit calling it 'doing lunch' you hot shot power lawyer</div><div>09:44:00 AM</div><div>Not to mention one from some company offering 200,000 dollars to me no questions asked which i'd say is fairly generous of them considering our economic state</div><div>06:55:15 PM</div><div>If you ever go to la today do i have the trip for you. Could this vacation be any better i don't think so oh except that costa rica will be k</div><div>07:02:17 PM</div><div>Frankly i gotta say that i'm on board as far as thinking that seeing your life is important goes</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-979410024857680965?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shiny ashihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264069500842896997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-87099226191980559792008-11-23T12:34:00.000-08:002008-11-23T12:38:15.864-08:0010-19-2008<div><br /></div><div>02:36:15 PM</div><div>I just sat on a bench with chloe sevigney</div><div>(Thats sevigny to you alex)</div><div>02:38:19 PM</div><div>I know! It was just me and i sat next to her because i thought she looked hot and would you look at that it was her</div><div>9:39:29 PM</div><div>Sitting in a car in front of lauren conrad's from the hills house</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-8709922619198055979?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shiny ashihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264069500842896997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-11801270591976759462008-11-23T12:21:00.000-08:002008-11-23T12:33:20.220-08:00 10.18.2008 <div><br /></div><div>"Alex Do Not Text" </div><div>6:42:27 AM</div><div>Didn't sleep at all last night only last night is frankly still today as far as i'm concerned</div><div>01:39:49 PM</div><div>I must write you a letter where i describe every single thing about these last 2 hours so  help me god.</div><div>01:47:21 PM</div><div>One art piece was described by the 'curator of the retail show' aka store manager as 'humorous, and in a way, hilarious'</div><div>1:55:26 PM</div><div>famous hot dog stand called pink's...there was a line around the block and  our tour bus driver is telling us little facts about it</div><div>1:56:02 PM</div><div>Bruce willis proposd to demi moore there</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-1180127059197675946?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shiny ashihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264069500842896997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-83638763908922922522008-11-21T07:48:00.001-08:002008-11-21T07:50:09.583-08:00Yeah, I do it, all the time. <div>One dream texts:</div><div><br /></div><div>"Has it started yet?" the night of my 21st birthday, I receive a dream text from my employer, a father figure in my life, wondering if my 21st birthday happenings had begun. </div><div><br /></div><div>More to come in the near future. </div><div>I'm sure</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-8363876390892292252?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shiny ashihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264069500842896997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-90134150176548336422008-10-26T10:52:00.000-07:002008-10-26T10:54:40.819-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4H94zldq2yA/SQSusQBHD8I/AAAAAAAAADA/EyZTb9dqq-Q/s1600-h/oldskool.jpg">hi<br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-9013415017654833642?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16238505014303197789noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-2198095251415401112008-10-15T20:10:00.000-07:002008-10-15T20:13:58.687-07:00<div>ALLISON: Haha. Thats funny because i just met this little boy and within 5 min of us talking he wanted to do trust tests</div><div>11:18:06 AM</div><div>09/26/2008<br /><br /><div>ALLISON: I'm getting sick and i don't like it</div><div>7:02:10 AM</div><div>09/25/2008<br /><br />ALLISON: I just net someone who was in iraq who asked for my number<br />1:49:52 PM<br />09/21/2008<br /></div><br />ALLISON: Walked by jak.s today wished you were in it<br />7:25:54 PM<br />09/19/2008<br /><br />ASHLEY: Allison said probably your period and you know what? For once she is right<br />7:28:14 AM<br />09/19/2008<br /><br />ASHLEY: She is wrong when she says that my new purple pants wont make it better<br />8:46:53 AM<br />09/19/2008<br /><br />ALLISON: I'm wearing a pair of pants that ashley told me never to step out of the house in<br />9:26:08 AM<br />09/18/2008<br /><br />ALLISON: Went to walgreens and go medicine for: athlete.s foot, yeast infection, and wart remover<br />3:24:23 PM<br />09/07/2008<br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-219809525141540111?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16238505014303197789noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-53028524362987891052008-10-15T20:04:00.000-07:002008-10-15T20:09:24.347-07:00THERE ARE MORE BUT FRANKLY A GIRL'S GOTTA STUDY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE<br /><br />1: ASHLEY: My new hair and thats gross i dont know why you wear those strings<br />1:42:59 PM<br />09/12/2008<br /><br />2: ASHLEY: With the guy? you had sex twice in one night with a guy you never met? Jeesh i am proud<br />10:53:21 AM<br />09/13/2008<br /><br />3: ASHLEY: And you would love whatever it is that i snort<br />8:13:41 AM<br />09/18/2008<br /><br />4: ASHLEY: Anti psychotics if you must know.. Its all i got to snort for the time being..im being a kid and thats a beautiful thing so dont crush me<br />8:07:15 AM<br />09/18/2008<br /><br /><div>5: ASHLEY: Lemme sleep</div><div>1:48:04 Am</div><br /><div>6: ASHLEY: So you hooked up with 2 people last night? Lemme get the sun and shine it on you</div><div>11:07:28 AM<br /><br /></div>7: ASHLEY: If i got pregnant would you raise my baby with me<br />11:03:40 AM<br />10/01/2008<br /><br />8: ASHLEY: Im so sorry i am missing your morning texts. I wish it was summer and we had nothing to do but watch movies that arent worth anyones time but ours<br />10:34:39 AM<br />10/01/2008<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-5302852436298789105?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16238505014303197789noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-52699979686706470692008-10-13T23:43:00.000-07:002008-10-13T23:53:08.088-07:00<div>"Probably have 2 mention dat i'll get ur initials tattooed on me no problem. Only problem is I can't get allison's b.c Frankly i don't want a tat dat says ART."</div><div><br /></div>"pretty much drunk"<div><br /></div><div>you know who</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-5269997968670647069?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shiny ashihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264069500842896997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-7799664485285168532008-10-13T12:21:00.000-07:002008-10-13T12:25:48.527-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-BXu_wdd4eQ/SPOgpb8zZ1I/AAAAAAAAACE/wFxFEosc52o/s1600-h/1013081343.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-BXu_wdd4eQ/SPOgpb8zZ1I/AAAAAAAAACE/wFxFEosc52o/s320/1013081343.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256721823809365842" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-BXu_wdd4eQ/SPOgpcZRHhI/AAAAAAAAACM/OCo4wqz2EdU/s1600-h/1012081316.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-BXu_wdd4eQ/SPOgpcZRHhI/AAAAAAAAACM/OCo4wqz2EdU/s320/1012081316.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256721823928753682" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-BXu_wdd4eQ/SPOgph73OEI/AAAAAAAAACU/8cXOtqKp3_o/s1600-h/downsized_0911081440.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-BXu_wdd4eQ/SPOgph73OEI/AAAAAAAAACU/8cXOtqKp3_o/s320/downsized_0911081440.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256721825416034370" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-779966448528516853?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shiny ashihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264069500842896997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-80267241168166232342008-09-25T18:32:00.000-07:002008-09-25T18:40:40.678-07:00"Like...you and i actually know how to party and for the record i solemnly swear to make out with someone this weekend and i think i have some ideas."<div><br /></div><div>I don't know what else to say, I texted alex all day with no response and that's the one thing she sent me all day.  it just really sucks when you get to the point of too many texts, like they don't care anymore if you text them because there are just too many to deal with. </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-8026724116816623234?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shiny ashihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264069500842896997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-52779608781963654512008-09-15T18:38:00.000-07:002008-09-15T18:53:54.492-07:00Just saw this guy from reed that always bikes...he was biking but now he's fat<div><br /></div><div>also just passed a woman with a trunk full of stuffed animals </div><div><br /></div><div>also i just farted and i startled a squirrel</div><div><br /></div><div>well i have hip hop class today and i seriously suspect that i will have fun</div><div><br /></div><div>remember this song: i chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door? much better to face these kinds of things </div><div><br /></div><div>it's just the voice of rationality!</div><div><br /></div><div>please take one or two people home!</div><div><br /></div><div>i wish you'd resend me that text about the girl talking about the abortion...</div><div><br /></div><div>went to go see a guy perform the beyonce experience live and danced so hard i caught my finger in a fan...but it only hurts a little .</div><div><br /></div><div>thank god that i have that...and on that note i should probably also say that i'm definitely popular!</div><div><br /></div><div>just a single finger and it only got a little cut and banged up...but there was a tiny bit of blood</div><div><br /></div><div>the only underwear that i have clean is miniscule thongs</div><div><br /></div><div>had a one night stand aka put my money where my mouth was cc dont even have his phone number you'd be freaking proud</div><div><br /></div><div>pretty much all i can think about is how i simply had sex twice </div><div><br /></div><div>i guess if i'm gonna die id want it to be by text...and id want my ashes scattered via text as well</div><div><br /></div><div>um so basically i just went surfing for 5 hours...not gonna lie i was real good</div><div><br /></div><div>john malkovich's daughter looks fly today. had to stufy while the couple across from me cuddle-studied. idiot girl on my surfing trip said cool beans 3 times.</div><div><br /></div><div>and i just saw a goth girl trip in a hole </div><div><br /></div><div>maybe you should pour water over the older one's head and see if she will notice</div><div><br /></div><div>or maybe its simply time to tell them where babies come from</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-5277960878196365451?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shiny ashihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264069500842896997noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-73478809146223074852008-09-01T14:50:00.000-07:002008-09-01T14:51:16.801-07:00http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/20/world/asia/20japan.html<div><br /></div><div>CHECK THIS OUT</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-7347880914622307485?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16238505014303197789noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-73655499156164611882008-08-29T14:57:00.000-07:002008-08-29T15:01:54.217-07:00Ashley: Hey baby I like your shoes wanna go next store to get some booze and loooose yourself (that's just the chorus of course)<div>9:14:12 PM </div><div>8/11/2008</div><div><br /></div><div>Ashley: At the grocery store I whisper in my moms ear "i think we deserve donuts"</div><div>3:01:41 PM</div><div>8/10/2008</div><div><br /></div><div>Jeff: im gonna get 3 pets and name one sally and one jesse and one rafael.</div><div>1:02:42 PM</div><div>8/08/2008</div><div><br /></div><div>Steph: And I just stole a bunch of needles from the hospital and earlier today i killed a spider with a glue gun. </div><div>11:54:26 PM</div><div>8/01/2008</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-7365549915616461188?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16238505014303197789noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-46268670313325734542008-08-13T20:11:00.000-07:002008-08-13T20:18:09.202-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-BXu_wdd4eQ/SKOjJZ5RKGI/AAAAAAAAABE/P_SAdD3asPw/s1600-h/0731082222.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-BXu_wdd4eQ/SKOjJZ5RKGI/AAAAAAAAABE/P_SAdD3asPw/s320/0731082222.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234206573899884642" /></a><br /> Because the truth is, this is all i know. <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-4626867031332573454?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shiny ashihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264069500842896997noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-9552515124369029622008-08-13T11:22:00.000-07:002008-08-13T12:20:51.777-07:00<div style="text-align: right;">My gal frind erica has the best luck with the best stuff happening to her, I don't know how she does it but here is an excerpt from her holy grail of crazy texts.<br />Allow me to set the scene: she is sitting on a piano bench with her sleek black samsung with teal font in hand(i used to have the same phone)(she uses Sprint)(sux4her) and shes tryin hard not to lose it as she reads off like 9 crazy texts from this creepy 30 yo man from her korean church in irving park<br /><br /><br />best text message convo evar<br /><br />Guy:Hi is the internship going fine? So, that friend on Sunday is just a friend.<br /><br />Erica: Uh the internship is going fine and I'm not interested in you in the least bit.<br /><br />Guy:Huh? So I don't get your point, and it's nice to find out that the internship is going good. And you have a lot to learn about how the destiny of god's children comes to fruition. There is nothing in heaven and earth, or hell kept secret from me. One of me old codesnames ODIN. And I have been to both heaven and hell in the spirit! No to those that do not or not in the know= a long time ago before you and your brother were born a select group(.) me killed off and took the spiritual power of Merlintipes. You do not know or realize unto you have been played. It is imperative that i let you recall my comment or question about you being of angels. For many moons before you came into this realm i had interacted with angels both of heaven and hell.<br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-955251512436902962?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ariellehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16026424500168739206noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3749574093855326389.post-553319069575288492008-08-13T10:24:00.000-07:002008-08-13T10:40:09.147-07:00<div><br /></div><div>this would be a picture message. </div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-BXu_wdd4eQ/SKMaKMnc4hI/AAAAAAAAAA4/mspXdPctFP8/s1600-h/n67901476_30435771_5800.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-BXu_wdd4eQ/SKMaKMnc4hI/AAAAAAAAAA4/mspXdPctFP8/s320/n67901476_30435771_5800.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234055954422358546" /></a>in order from most favorite to most favorite:<div><br /><span style="Times New Roman&quot;;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-USfont-family:&quot;;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">1.You eediot I definitely do not receive audio messages absolutely freakin not</span></span><!--EndFragment--><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; ">2. ill start a label so that I can sign you. Let’s call it X-preshun</span><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; ">3. if you get pregnant I can almost guarantee that you will swiftly get an outie belly </span><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; ">4. and I just got annoyed at my mom in front of a cute any which is embarrassing and he only had one girlfriend so I had a chance to boot</span><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; "><span style="Times New Roman&quot;;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-USfont-family:&quot;;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">5. in other news hi</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; "><span style="Times New Roman&quot;;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-USfont-family:&quot;;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">6. lord knows I sure could use a dowry</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">  </span></span><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';">alex is my favorite texter, she is really good at it despite the fact that she has a phone thats nearly 5 years old! It has no texting enhancements or capabilities! Kudos to you alex! </span></div><!--StartFragment--><!--StartFragment--></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3749574093855326389-55331906957528849?l=unlimitedtexting.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>shiny ashihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18264069500842896997noreply@blogger.com0