from alex, who else?

this would be a picture message. 

in order from most favorite to most favorite:

1.You eediot I definitely do not receive audio messages absolutely freakin not

2. ill start a label so that I can sign you. Let’s call it X-preshun

3. if you get pregnant I can almost guarantee that you will swiftly get an outie belly 

4. and I just got annoyed at my mom in front of a cute any which is embarrassing and he only had one girlfriend so I had a chance to boot

5. in other news hi 

6. lord knows I sure could use a dowry  

alex is my favorite texter, she is really good at it despite the fact that she has a phone thats nearly 5 years old! It has no texting enhancements or capabilities! Kudos to you alex!