i dont know where i'd be without the genious of alex's texting

Just saw this guy from reed that always bikes...he was biking but now he's fat

also just passed a woman with a trunk full of stuffed animals 

also i just farted and i startled a squirrel

well i have hip hop class today and i seriously suspect that i will have fun

remember this song: i chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door? much better to face these kinds of things 

it's just the voice of rationality!

please take one or two people home!

i wish you'd resend me that text about the girl talking about the abortion...

went to go see a guy perform the beyonce experience live and danced so hard i caught my finger in a fan...but it only hurts a little .

thank god that i have that...and on that note i should probably also say that i'm definitely popular!

just a single finger and it only got a little cut and banged up...but there was a tiny bit of blood

the only underwear that i have clean is miniscule thongs

had a one night stand aka put my money where my mouth was cc dont even have his phone number you'd be freaking proud

pretty much all i can think about is how i simply had sex twice 

i guess if i'm gonna die id want it to be by text...and id want my ashes scattered via text as well

um so basically i just went surfing for 5 hours...not gonna lie i was real good

john malkovich's daughter looks fly today. had to stufy while the couple across from me cuddle-studied. idiot girl on my surfing trip said cool beans 3 times.

and i just saw a goth girl trip in a hole 

maybe you should pour water over the older one's head and see if she will notice

or maybe its simply time to tell them where babies come from