Friday, August 29, 2008

Some1s That Got me thru 10 days in Aug

Ashley: Hey baby I like your shoes wanna go next store to get some booze and loooose yourself (that's just the chorus of course)
9:14:12 PM 

Ashley: At the grocery store I whisper in my moms ear "i think we deserve donuts"
3:01:41 PM

Jeff: im gonna get 3 pets and name one sally and one jesse and one rafael.
1:02:42 PM

Steph: And I just stole a bunch of needles from the hospital and earlier today i killed a spider with a glue gun. 
11:54:26 PM

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Need I say more?

 Because the truth is, this is all i know. 

Not mine but

My gal frind erica has the best luck with the best stuff happening to her, I don't know how she does it but here is an excerpt from her holy grail of crazy texts.
Allow me to set the scene: she is sitting on a piano bench with her sleek black samsung with teal font in hand(i used to have the same phone)(she uses Sprint)(sux4her) and shes tryin hard not to lose it as she reads off like 9 crazy texts from this creepy 30 yo man from her korean church in irving park

best text message convo evar

Guy:Hi is the internship going fine? So, that friend on Sunday is just a friend.

Erica: Uh the internship is going fine and I'm not interested in you in the least bit.

Guy:Huh? So I don't get your point, and it's nice to find out that the internship is going good. And you have a lot to learn about how the destiny of god's children comes to fruition. There is nothing in heaven and earth, or hell kept secret from me. One of me old codesnames ODIN. And I have been to both heaven and hell in the spirit! No to those that do not or not in the know= a long time ago before you and your brother were born a select group(.) me killed off and took the spiritual power of Merlintipes. You do not know or realize unto you have been played. It is imperative that i let you recall my comment or question about you being of angels. For many moons before you came into this realm i had interacted with angels both of heaven and hell.

from alex, who else?

this would be a picture message. 

in order from most favorite to most favorite:

1.You eediot I definitely do not receive audio messages absolutely freakin not
2. ill start a label so that I can sign you. Let’s call it X-preshun
3. if you get pregnant I can almost guarantee that you will swiftly get an outie belly 
4. and I just got annoyed at my mom in front of a cute any which is embarrassing and he only had one girlfriend so I had a chance to boot
5. in other news hi 
6. lord knows I sure could use a dowry  

alex is my favorite texter, she is really good at it despite the fact that she has a phone thats nearly 5 years old! It has no texting enhancements or capabilities! Kudos to you alex!