Friday, May 1, 2009

it's been years, months,days,hours,seconds

jan 26, 2009:
ALEX
i cant eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant. . .but nothing compares 2 u

and just after that we climbed those cliffs and i was so happy

Jason

i've got it bad. . . For you

ALEX
i loved those cliffs like crazy, and even though jarthur complained about the dusty road i loved that too.
 
other things i cared for: sleeping on a hot bus, a windy night with clean sheets, sailing 500 feet above a valley on a sunny day

that was one of my favorite texts ever and yet by habit i immediately deleted it to make way for the second, alas

i did much love your splendid apartment and its spacious qualities, the white bathtub perched across from a magnificent mirror, the precious poodle on a chain.

Jan 27, 2009

Jason
Thats hot i really do miss you too come to new york you can wear a bikini at my apartment

no but its not not hot we can turn the heater up!

yeah i wish i was too i really want to see you soon please come wear your bikini its not that warm im drunk in case you couldnt tell

not true i love you you know that im not very drunk

please believe me please come i wasnt drunk before i miss you so much

im really not that drunk i havent even had a full forty i just really do miss you i was looking at your facebook and thinking about it the other day

ALEX
table of old people signing with eachother i extremely beautiful

gotta admit you're so like up there for me too i mean u rule my skool

remember that scene in the babysitters club where sawn,s like: what are you doin in there? And the little girl goes: shaving! That scene is really formative for me

KRISTIN

We're at joann's for dinner and i just walked in on allison googling orange poop

ALEX
just because i didn't text you doesn't mean i didn't feel it

JOHN
You don't look like a horse ashley.

ALEX
I'm about to go drive around for 1 hour in an 11 seater van with a stranger named justin wickins

I'm drunk and i miss u and everything that my life means when it's connected to u...have u ever really even taken in how much you mean to me? Well if not DO IT

EILEEN
accidentally farted kinda bad

ALLISON
Cicero asked me to in to kfc for him. I'm embarrassed to be here

ALEX
Well I'm on my way to a play so aren't we cultural

ALLISON
Patrick has split his pants in the butt twice this month

I just argued with someone in the middle me class about the word bitch

ALEX
One minute underwear is a huge part of your life...and then its gone in a flash

Haven't worn underwear in 2 days now, sort of on the fence about my next move in that department...

JOHN
in a 90s kinda world...I'm glad I got my girls.

April 16, 2009
ALEX
I have never found another lover sweeter than u sweeter that u girl u were close 2 me jus like me mudda close 2 me jus like me fada

cereal sheets no blankets movies books trinkets the beach boys at clubs ur moped fireworks popsicles new friends free shit gifts self help stayin up late

April 18, 2009

ALEX
Btw its like only 2 weeks til i'm eligible for a qwerty

We're the friends that just pick up where they left off

April 22, 2009

Let's get into sweet tea this summer

April 23, 2009
Kombucha makes me so goofy!

It gets me drunk

Life rules then you reincarnate

Life rules then you reincarnate

Just needed to make sure u got that one

I figure u did but i like it a lot

Who nude!

At least she nakey

April 24, 2009
Just called the health center askin a question 4 a friend and she clearly thought it was actually 4 me

April 25, 2009
KARA
Are u going outback tonight?

ALEX
Could reall use a lower back massage right about now gotta minute

KARA
Outback specialy cocktails enjoy a selection of our refreshing cocktails please see our beverage menu for more choices and prices.

ALLISON
Outback specialty cocktails enjoy a selection of our refreshing cocktails please see our beverage menu for more choices and prices.

ALEX
This homeboy is tryin to get on me. PRobably explains that convo we had about how he wants to cheat on his gf

We made out once both drunk dancin he always grinds my butt

Share with Allison if u so desire

April 26, 2009
Pretty much regret tryin that acrobatic move last night not gonna lie

I'm wearing a sub zero down coat and flip flops

My eyes are waterin like a river. just the wind.

just watched bird poop fall

Turned in my thesis can't wait to show ur fat ass

April 30, 2009
Man yesterday says to me- you like diamonds? I say yes. He pulls out a diamond ring




2 comments:

Allison said...

ven't laughed that hard in a long time
loved the wide selection
give me more

Allison said...

ps, i'm always quoted with typos
last one was to alex: "i live you"